(staring at oranges - some 'blahblahblah me, me, me' to follow ( Read more... )

I asked you guys last night if you thought I was ready to date. I'm not. Not until I have one o' them identity thingumajiggers. I checked all the flyers today, but there aren't any on sale, so I've returned to lj to splatter my brains on a wall of the E-niverse like a series of jarringly-coloured paintball pellets ( Read more... )

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I want to burn the bed you slept in ( Read more... )